You've got a long way to go in your education, but you still have something to contribute! $10 can help us print shiny, high-tech posters to display throughout the school!

Yes, you're in debt. Believe us, we know. But you're probably also feeling pretty beat up and could use a few laughs. $25 can help us buy a whole rotation's supply of Elnicki mustaches.

To those of you who've come before and now are on the other side, but not so far removed that you forget about the wonderful days of your medical school education. For just $50 you can purchase some hearing aids for Dr Ferson (or at least the lab coat, glasses, balding wig, and microphone for the student who will be playing him).

Good bye debt, hello check! You're at a great point in life where you can afford things like a nice dinner out, a vacation in Prague, or maybe even a dose of nostalgia. $100 will help us buy the supplies to recreate the ward where you trained oh-so-long-ago.

From cower to power! You're large and in charge. But what will you do with your influence? You could torture poor medical students. Or you could choose a more productive and altruistic outlet. $250 will allow us to rent the speakers for one show so that everyone can hear us loud and clear.

Budgeting and expenses has now become a part of your job, so you know first hand how difficult it can be to adequately supply your team with the equipment they need. But $500 can buy....CHAIRS! And tables, and buckets, and surgical caps, and....basically all the props we'll need in the show.

Who hasn't dreamed of filling these shoes? Now's your chance! $1,000 helps to pay for the comfortable (air-conditioned!) venue where you will enjoy this year's show!