You're the backbone of the debating union, whether you're preparing new arguments or fetching everything the students forgot in their last competition room. $500 covers the registration fee for one team, including a coach.
You are what every starry-eyed novice hopes to become, the pinnacle of debate achievement. A $2,500 buys our plane tickets to the NDT and helps guarantee the future of the team. For $1,000,000, we might rename the debating union after you.